ME: Dylan, aren’t you excited?
DYLAN: Uh-huh. I am.
ME: You’re almost three. You’re gonna be a big boy.
DYLAN: Uh-huh. I am.
ME: And you’re gonna go to preschool this fall.
DYLAN: Uh-huh. I am.
ME: And you’re gonna meet all these new boys and girls.
[Long pause as Dylan looks at me, thinking about it]
ME: Just imagine all the new friends you’ll make at Holy Cross.
[Long pause]
DYLAN: Daddy … Jack be my friend at Holy Cross. … I bring Jack.
ME: Well, that’d be nice, but your brother will be at White Oaks. He’s gonna be a first-grader. You know that.
[Long pause]
DYLAN: No, I bring Jack. I bring Jack to Holy Cross.
ME: No, honey, Jack will be at White Oaks.
DYLAN: Daddy … [Lower lip out] … I bring Jack.
Four days later
ME: I know you guys are having fun, but I want you to stop it.
JACK: But Daddy, he’s laughing
ME: Guys, no more open-tackles on the cement. I mean it.
JACK: But Daddy, I’m the velociraptor, and he’s the herbivore.
ME: I don’t care.
JACK: [Protesting] But someone has to be the prey.
Three days later
JACK: …. which just goes to show you, Daddy …
DYLAN: [Serious face] goes show you, Daddy …
JACK: … that a terrabird could never survive–
DYLAN: tare-bird never survive …
JACK: [Glancing down at Dylan] … an attack by a pack of sabertooth tigers, because–
DYLAN: ‘tack by packa sabertooth tiger, because–
JACK: [Screaming] Stop it! … Stop copying me!!!
DYLAN: [Looks away] I not copying you.
MOMMY: Jack, he’s just doing it because he wants to be like you. He loves you.
JACK: That’s not the point. I want him to listen.
Sunday
ME: Time to wake up, Dee-Dee.
DYLAN: [Groggy. Eyes opening] Where’s Jack?
ME: He’s still with Mommy. He’ll be home soon.
DYLAN: [To himself] Jack be home soon.
Two hours later
MOMMY: Okay, Dylan. Now tell Jack.
DYLAN: I missed you, Jack.
JACK: [Eyes closed as he eats. Happy] Do you love me?
DYLAN: I love you, Jack.
JACK: How much do you love me?
DYLAN: Bigger’n the whole worl’.
JACK: [Eyes closed, chin up] And for how long?
DYLAN: For ever an’ ever.
JACK: I love you, too, Dee-Dee.
[Long embrace slowly turns into wrestling match]

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