A while back, my wife and I were talking about our early relationship. More specifically, we were talking about those times, 17 years ago, when she’d try to dress me. At least the way I saw it back in 1992, she was trying to get me to wear fancy-boy jackets and shirts — outfits I thought were better suited for backyard-croquet dandies. Never mind the fact I was a serious slob who wore very old clothes that I kept in giant piles. I didn’t like being “controlled,” and at some point, there was a backlash.
So not too long ago, we laughed at it all. And I said the whole “Dress Greg” campaign was like trying to put a tux and top hat on a semi-feral cat. Point being, that tux and top hat ain’t gonna change anything about that cat.
Then I had an idea for a short story. I’ll leave it at that, but suffice it to say that my new short story, “Cool Breeze of Mercy,” is dedicated to all you guys out there who have struggled with deep-seeded fears that someone wants to change you.
I am proud to report that “Cool Breeze” was picked up by Pulp Pusher, the badass U.K. ‘zine run by the insanely gifted crime novelist Tony Black, author of the poweful new noir thriller GUTTED. The only bummer is that despite Black’s repeated best efforts, some limitations to a web-publishing system have left formatting of the story less than what we wanted. With that in mind, you can read the piece at The Pusher here, or if you’re having problems reading that text, you can try the properly formatted “reprint” here.
NOTE: If stories involving peyote, cat diarrhea, extremely hair men and pantsuited crazyladies wielding fire pokers aren’t your thing, you may wanna pass on “Cool Breeze of Mercy.”
June 23, 2009 at 2:57 am
pimping this today over on my blog. once again, man, you are hilarious.
June 23, 2009 at 6:52 am
Peyote and Cat Diarrhea?!? Sounds like a memoir title to me, Greg. Funny shit
June 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm
The image of the cat in a top hat and tails staring at Cujo while he’s taking a crap had me busting up. Good stuff, Greg.
June 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Great piece, the plot had me guessing for a while until you pulled it all together – the scene where Cujo spots the cat in a top hat, had me chuckling. A top notch story!
June 24, 2009 at 9:25 am
It about time somebody gave cat diarrhea and extremely hair men their due.
June 27, 2009 at 7:18 am
Man, you keep raising the bar. I come out of my cave and egt blasted by a great blinding light. Great story Greg, my eyes are still watering….
June 27, 2009 at 7:19 am
Man, you keep raising the bar. I come out of my cave and get blasted by a great blinding light. Great story Greg, my eyes are still watering….